Euclid as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.
Photo: Justus van Gent, Public domain
Science325 to 265 BC
Natural position
K Kicker
Grade
80OVRWrote the book on geometry. Every kick goes in a straight line.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 70
- Speed
- 48
- Power
- 44
- Smarts
- 95
- Clutch
- 80
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- KKicker, natural80
- QBQuarterback74
- SSafety67
- CBCornerback62
Scouting report
- Pros
- 95 IQ. Wrote the book on geometry, so every kick goes in a straight line.
- Cons
- 48 speed.
- Pro comp
- A kicker who never misses an extra point
Euclid in real life
Real life
ancient Greek mathematician (fl. 300 BC)
- Lived
- 333 BC to 285 BC
- From
- Classical Athens
- Known as
- mathematician, writer
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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