Pythagoras as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Photo: The original uploader was Galilea at German Wikipedia., CC BY-SA 3.0
Natural position
K Kicker
Grade
81OVRCalculates the angle on every field goal before it leaves his foot.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 72
- Speed
- 50
- Power
- 42
- Smarts
- 96
- Clutch
- 81
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- KKicker, natural81
- QBQuarterback75
- SSafety68
- CBCornerback64
Scouting report
- Pros
- 96 IQ. Works out the angle on every field goal before it leaves his foot.
- Cons
- 50 speed. Fake punts are off the table.
- Pro comp
- Jake Elliott
Pythagoras in real life
Real life
Greek philosopher and mathematician (c. 570 – c. 495 BC)
- Lived
- 582 BC to 490 BC
- From
- Samos
- Known as
- mathematician, philosopher, politician, writer
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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