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Pythagoras as a football player

A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Pythagoras

Photo: The original uploader was Galilea at German Wikipedia., CC BY-SA 3.0

Science570 to 495 BC

Natural position

K Kicker

Grade

81OVR

Calculates the angle on every field goal before it leaves his foot.

Ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Arm
72
Speed
50
Power
42
Smarts
96
Clutch
81

Best positions

Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.

  1. KKicker, natural81
  2. QBQuarterback75
  3. SSafety68
  4. CBCornerback64

Scouting report

Pros
96 IQ. Works out the angle on every field goal before it leaves his foot.
Cons
50 speed. Fake punts are off the table.
Pro comp
Jake Elliott

Pythagoras in real life

Real life

Greek philosopher and mathematician (c. 570 – c. 495 BC)

Lived
582 BC to 490 BC
From
Samos
Known as
mathematician, philosopher, politician, writer

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

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