John F. Kennedy as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Photo: Cecil W. Stoughton, Public domain
Natural position
QB Quarterback
Grade
85OVRFamous for family touch football games on the lawn. Ready for the real thing.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 85
- Speed
- 75
- Power
- 68
- Smarts
- 87
- Clutch
- 85
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- QBQuarterback, natural85
- KKicker81
- SSafety77
- CBCornerback76
Scouting report
- Pros
- Famous for family touch football on the lawn at Hyannis Port. Ready for the real thing. 85 arm.
- Cons
- 75 speed.
- Pro comp
- Jared Goff
John F. Kennedy in real life
Real life
president of the United States from 1961 to 1963 (1917–1963)
- Lived
- 1917 to 1963
- From
- United States
- Known as
- politician, journalist, statesperson, writer
- Active
- 1941 to 1945
- Honors
- Navy and Marine Corps Medal, Purple Heart, American Defense Service Medal, American Campaign Medal, and 15 more
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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