Moses as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.
Photo: 18 century icon painter, Public domain
Natural position
RB Running back
Grade
85OVRParted the Red Sea. Finding a hole in the line is easy.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 60
- Speed
- 75
- Power
- 83
- Smarts
- 87
- Clutch
- 93
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- RBRunning back, natural85
- FBFullback82
- WRWide receiver81
- OLOffensive lineman81
Moses in real life
Real life
Abrahamic prophet said to have led the Israelites out of Egypt
- Lived
- 2000 BC to 1500 BC
- Known as
- military leader, religious leader, legislator, thaumaturge
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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Put Moses on your team
Snake draft famous people into a football team with friends or computer teams, then watch a simulated season decide the champion. Free, no account.
Draft MosesParody game. Ratings are made up for fun. Not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone depicted.