Rembrandt as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.
Photo: Rembrandt, Public domain
Art1606-1669
Natural position
S Safety
Grade
77OVRMaster of light and shadow. Lives in the shadows of the deep middle.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 52
- Speed
- 66
- Power
- 62
- Smarts
- 89
- Clutch
- 79
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- SSafety, natural77
- CBCornerback72
- WRWide receiver69
- LBLinebacker69
Rembrandt in real life
Real life
Dutch painter and printmaker (1606–1669)
- Lived
- 1606 to 1669
- From
- Dutch Republic
- Known as
- painter, draftsperson, printmaker, art collector
- Active
- 1625 to 1669
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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