Thomas Jefferson as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Photo: Rembrandt Peale, Public domain
Natural position
S Safety
Grade
77OVRDrafted the Declaration of Independence at 33. Calls the coverages in perfect handwriting.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 60
- Speed
- 64
- Power
- 55
- Smarts
- 95
- Clutch
- 74
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- SSafety, natural77
- CBCornerback72
- KKicker69
- QBQuarterback68
Scouting report
- Pros
- 95 IQ. Drafted the Declaration of Independence at 33. Calls the coverages in perfect handwriting.
- Cons
- 64 speed, 55 power. A cover-two thinker, not a hitter.
- Pro comp
- Kyle Hamilton. He hates that
Thomas Jefferson in real life
Real life
Founding Father, U.S. president from 1801 to 1809 (1743–1826)
- Lived
- 1743 to 1826
- From
- United States
- Known as
- teacher, cryptographer, architect, lawyer
- Honors
- Fellow of the American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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