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If Bill Gates played basketball: shooting guard, rated 77

Bill Gates would play shooting guard in basketball, rated 77 in Legends Draft NBA, the parody game where famous people play basketball. The position leans hardest on shooting and athleticism, where Bill Gates rates 76 and 59. Best attribute: IQ (92). A shooting guard who reads the floor like code. His IQ leads his card, his passing is next, and athleticism is the soft spot.

Portrait of Bill Gates

Photo: Bogdan Hoyaux / European Union, CC BY 4.0

Techborn 1955

Natural position

SG Shooting guard

Rating

77OVR

Plays like: A system guard who wins with preparation and pattern reading.

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Basketball ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Shooting
76
Playmaking
77
Rebounding
66
Defense
73
Athleticism
59
IQ
92

Where Bill Gates fits

Each spot weighs the ratings its own way. Away from the natural spot a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.

  1. SGShooting guard, natural77
  2. PGPoint guard75
  3. SFSmall forward70
  4. CCenter67
  5. PFPower forward66

Bill Gates as a basketball player: scouting report

Bill Gates was writing software as a teenager at Lakeside School in Seattle, and he cofounded Microsoft with Paul Allen in 1975. A mind that sees systems that early belongs on the wing, where a shooting guard has to read the whole defense in an instant and pick the right answer. His basketball IQ is the top mark on his card by a distance, so he recognizes coverages before they form and relocates to the open spot before the defense finishes rotating.

His playmaking and shooting sit just behind, nearly level, which makes him a two guard who can run a second side pick and roll as comfortably as he can spot up. He is a serious contract bridge player, a game built on reading your partner and working out what the opponents are holding, and that translates directly into reading help defense and making the extra pass. He is also a famously voracious reader who shares book reviews every year, so expect a guard who has studied every opponent's film. His defense is steady and positional.

Athleticism is the clear weakness. He will not beat anyone off the dribble with speed or finish over length, so pair him with an explosive point guard and an athletic wing who handles the hardest defensive matchup. He moves to point guard with only a small drop, which may suit his passing even better, while small forward asks too much of him. Draft him in the middle rounds as a smart connector. Someone who set out to put a computer on every desk knows how to make a simple system work at scale, and that is what he brings to an offense.

Plays like A system guard who wins with preparation and pattern reading

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Bill Gates in real life

Real life

American businessman, investor, and philanthropist (born 1955)

Lived
Born 1955
From
United States
Known as
entrepreneur, programmer, computer scientist, investor
Sport
contract bridge
Active
since 1975
Honors
Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire, National Medal of Technology and Innovation, Padma Bhushan, Cross of Recognition, and 22 more

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Questions about Bill Gates in basketball

What position would Bill Gates play in basketball?
Shooting guard. In Legends Draft NBA the position leans hardest on shooting and athleticism, where Bill Gates rates 76 and 59. The next best spots are point guard (75) and small forward (70).
What is Bill Gates's rating in Legends Draft NBA?
77 at shooting guard, the natural position. Away from it a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.
What is Bill Gates's best attribute?
IQ, at 92. The weakest is athleticism, at 59.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft NBA is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

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