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If Johnny Cash played basketball: shooting guard, rated 77

Johnny Cash would play shooting guard in basketball, rated 77 in Legends Draft NBA, the parody game where famous people play basketball. The position leans hardest on shooting and athleticism, where Johnny Cash rates 73 and 76. Best attribute: IQ (86). A shooting guard with a steady hand and a playmaker's eye. His IQ and passing lead his card, and rebounding is the soft spot.

Portrait of Johnny Cash

Photo: CBS Television, Public domain

Music1932-2003

Natural position

SG Shooting guard

Rating

77OVR

Plays like: A steady, unflashy guard who plays every possession straight.

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Basketball ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Shooting
73
Playmaking
78
Rebounding
70
Defense
75
Athleticism
76
IQ
86

Where Johnny Cash fits

Each spot weighs the ratings its own way. Away from the natural spot a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.

  1. SGShooting guard, natural77
  2. PGPoint guard75
  3. SFSmall forward74
  4. PFPower forward71
  5. CCenter70

Johnny Cash as a basketball player: scouting report

Johnny Cash built his sound on a rhythm so simple and steady you could set a clock by it, the boom chicka boom of the Tennessee Two. That is how he would play shooting guard: no wasted motion, no flash, every possession played straight down the middle. His basketball IQ is the top mark on his card and his playmaking is next, so he reads the floor calmly and makes the simple pass that keeps the offense moving.

Before music he served in the Air Force in West Germany as a radio operator copying Soviet Morse code, a job that rewarded concentration and quick reactions. On the court that becomes a guard who hears the play call through the noise and reacts first. His athleticism and defense are both solid, so he can guard either backcourt spot, and his shooting is reliable without being a featured weapon. He recorded live albums inside Folsom Prison and San Quentin, and a player that comfortable in a tough room will not be rattled by a road crowd.

Rebounding is the weakest spot, so pair him with a big who owns the glass. Everything else on his card sits close together, which makes him useful almost anywhere on the perimeter. He moves to point guard with a small drop, and small forward costs only a touch more. Draft him in the middle rounds as a dependable starter who will not hurt you anywhere and quietly makes the right play. Late in his career he found a whole new audience with his American Recordings albums, and that same adaptability makes him a guard who fits any lineup you build around him.

Plays like A steady, unflashy guard who plays every possession straight

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Johnny Cash in other sports

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Johnny Cash in real life

Real life

American country singer (1932–2003)

Lived
1932 to 2003
From
United States
Known as
singer-songwriter, actor, guitarist, singer
Active
1954 to 2003
Honors
National Medal of Arts, Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award, Grammy Legend Award, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and 7 more

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

Questions about Johnny Cash in basketball

What position would Johnny Cash play in basketball?
Shooting guard. In Legends Draft NBA the position leans hardest on shooting and athleticism, where Johnny Cash rates 73 and 76. The next best spots are point guard (75) and small forward (74).
What is Johnny Cash's rating in Legends Draft NBA?
77 at shooting guard, the natural position. Away from it a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.
What is Johnny Cash's best attribute?
IQ, at 86. The weakest is shooting, at 73.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft NBA is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

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