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If Elon Musk played golf: rated 84, best at course IQ

Elon Musk would be a golfer rated 84 in Legends Draft Golf, the parody game where famous people play golf. Best attribute: course IQ (93). The course that suits Elon Musk best is The Links Open, which leans on short game and course IQ. A thinking golfer with a magic short game. Course IQ leads his card, touch around the greens is close behind, and driving is the weak spot.

Portrait of Elon Musk

Photo: Gage Skidmore, CC BY-SA 4.0

Tech Iconborn 1971

Natural position

G Golfer

Rating

84OVR

Plays like: A cerebral shotmaker who solves holes like engineering problems.

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Golf ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Driving
74
Irons
78
Short game
92
Putting
86
Nerve
88
Course IQ
93

Elon Musk at each major

Each course weighs the ratings its own way. The higher the fit, the lower the scores there.

  1. SPRThe Spring Major85
  2. LNGThe Long Course Championship80
  3. NATThe National Open83
  4. LNKThe Links Open87

Elon Musk as a golfer: scouting report

Elon Musk made his name by taking problems other people called impossible and breaking them into pieces, most famously when SpaceX began landing orbital rocket boosters upright and flying them again. A golf course is a much smaller problem, and he would attack it the same way. His course IQ is the best mark on his card. Expect him to chart every slope, plan every lay up and treat a round like a flight plan with a backup for every miss.

The surprise in his game is touch. His short game is the second best part of his card, so the precision that sets a booster down on a drone ship in the ocean shows up in chips that check beside the hole and bunker shots that come out soft. His putting is strong, and his nerve holds up well. He has spent years making high pressure decisions in public, and a tricky par save on the back nine is not going to change that.

Off the tee he is ordinary. Driving is his weakest skill, and his irons are steady rather than special, so he leans heavily on scrambling. That makes The Links Open his best major, where creativity in the wind and along firm ground matters more than raw distance. The Long Course Championship is his worst fit, since long carries take away his advantage. Draft him as the brains of your lineup and pair him with a ball striker who can cover the long par fours.

Plays like A cerebral shotmaker who solves holes like engineering problems

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Elon Musk in real life

Real life

American businessman (born 1971)

Lived
Born 1971
From
South Africa, Canada
Known as
programmer, engineer, entrepreneur, investor
Active
since 1995
Honors
Fellow of the Royal Society, Gold Medal of the Royal Aeronautical Society, Time Person of the Year, Time 100, and 20 more

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Questions about Elon Musk in golf

What kind of golfer would Elon Musk be?
A golfer rated 84 in Legends Draft Golf, at their best on course IQ (93) and weakest on driving (74). The best fit of the four majors is The Links Open.
What is Elon Musk's rating in Legends Draft Golf?
84, out of a top mark of 99.
What is Elon Musk's best attribute?
Course IQ, at 93. The weakest is driving, at 74.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft Golf is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

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