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If Elon Musk played basketball: point guard, rated 83

Elon Musk would play point guard in basketball, rated 83 in Legends Draft NBA, the parody game where famous people play basketball. The position leans hardest on playmaking and shooting, where Elon Musk rates 85 and 75. Best attribute: IQ (94). A point guard with an engineer's brain and a two way game. His basketball IQ leads his card, passing is next, and the jumper lags.

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Tech Iconborn 1971

Natural position

PG Point guard

Rating

83OVR

Plays like: A two way point guard who pushes the pace off every rebound.

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Basketball ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Shooting
75
Playmaking
85
Rebounding
79
Defense
82
Athleticism
83
IQ
94

Where Elon Musk fits

Each spot weighs the ratings its own way. Away from the natural spot a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.

  1. PGPoint guard, natural83
  2. SGShooting guard79
  3. SFSmall forward78
  4. PFPower forward78
  5. CCenter78

Elon Musk as a basketball player: scouting report

Elon Musk would bring the ball up, and he would bring it up fast. SpaceX made a routine out of landing rocket boosters upright on a pad or a drone ship so they could fly again, and that is the mindset of a point guard who wants every defensive rebound turned around into a fast break before the other team is set. Basketball IQ is the top mark on his card and his playmaking is next, so the pass ahead comes early and arrives in stride.

What makes him unusual for a point guard is the rest of the card. His athleticism, defense and rebounding all grade out well, which lets him guard bigger players, rebound his own position and start the break himself. Raised in Pretoria, South Africa, he studied physics and economics at the University of Pennsylvania, and he would read a defense the way a physicist reads a launch: angles first, then force. Expect him to attack the gap the moment a help defender shifts.

The jumper is the soft spot. Shooting is the lowest mark on his card, so defenders will duck under screens and dare him to pull up from deep. The answer is to put shooters around him and let him live in the paint, kicking out to the corners when the defense collapses. Because the rest of his card is so balanced, he also slides to shooting guard or small forward with only a modest dip, and that flexibility is worth an early pick. Pair him with a pure catch and shoot wing and a rim protector, then let him push the tempo.

Plays like A two way point guard who pushes the pace off every rebound

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Elon Musk in real life

Real life

American businessman (born 1971)

Lived
Born 1971
From
South Africa, Canada
Known as
programmer, engineer, entrepreneur, investor
Active
since 1995
Honors
Fellow of the Royal Society, Gold Medal of the Royal Aeronautical Society, Time Person of the Year, Time 100, and 20 more

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Questions about Elon Musk in basketball

What position would Elon Musk play in basketball?
Point guard. In Legends Draft NBA the position leans hardest on playmaking and shooting, where Elon Musk rates 85 and 75. The next best spots are shooting guard (79) and small forward (78).
What is Elon Musk's rating in Legends Draft NBA?
83 at point guard, the natural position. Away from it a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.
What is Elon Musk's best attribute?
IQ, at 94. The weakest is shooting, at 75.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft NBA is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

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