Bob Ross as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.
Photo: Unknown authorUnknown author, Public domain
Natural position
S Safety
Grade
75OVRNo mistakes, just happy accidents. Like a tipped interception.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 52
- Speed
- 62
- Power
- 60
- Smarts
- 87
- Clutch
- 85
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- SSafety, natural75
- CBCornerback71
- KKicker70
- WRWide receiver69
Scouting report
- Pros
- No mistakes, just happy accidents, like a tipped interception. 85 clutch.
- Cons
- 60 power. Will not hit anybody.
- Pro comp
- A center fielder
Bob Ross in real life
Real life
American painter, art instructor, television host, and Air Force master sergeant (1942–1995)
- Lived
- 1942 to 1995
- From
- United States
- Known as
- painter, television presenter, clinical coder, artist
- Active
- 1961 to 1994
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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