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If Michael Jackson played baseball: second base, rated 89

Michael Jackson would play second base in baseball, rated 89 in Legends Draft MLB, the parody game where famous people play baseball. The position leans hardest on contact and fielding, where Michael Jackson rates 90 and 93. Best attribute: speed (98). A second baseman with the slickest feet in the draft. His speed and glove lead his card, and power is the one thing he lacks.

Portrait of Michael Jackson

Photo: Matthew Rolston; Distributed by Epic Records, Public domain

Music Icon1958-2009

Natural position

2B Second base

Rating

89OVR

Plays like: A gliding second baseman who turns two like choreography.

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Baseball ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Contact
90
Power
58
Eye
88
Speed
98
Fielding
93
Arm
60
Pitching
72

Where Michael Jackson fits

Each spot weighs the ratings its own way. Away from the natural spot a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.

  1. 2BSecond base, natural89
  2. SSShortstop84
  3. OFOutfield80
  4. CCatcher74
  5. 1BFirst base72

Michael Jackson as a baseball player: scouting report

Michael Jackson belongs at second base, the position built on footwork. The double play pivot is a dance step: take the feed, drag a toe across the bag, slide clear of the runner and fire to first, all in one beat. Nobody in this draft rehearsed footwork the way he did. The moonwalk he unveiled during Billie Jean on the Motown 25 television special in 1983 looked effortless because of the endless hours behind it, and that is exactly what great range up the middle looks like too.

His speed is the top mark on his card and his fielding sits right beside it, so he covers ground behind the bag, gets to balls in the hole and turns would be singles into outs. At the plate he is a table setter. The contact is excellent and his eye is close behind, which means he slaps line drives the other way, works counts and then becomes a problem on the bases. A performer who was fronting the Jackson 5 as a child learned early how to read a room, and he reads a pitcher's move to first the same way.

Power is the honest gap. He will not lift many balls over the fence, so keep him out of the middle of the order; bat him leadoff or second and let him run. His arm is only average, which matters less at second than anywhere else on the diamond. If your roster needs a shortstop more, he slides over with a modest drop, and center field works too, where his speed would chase down everything in the gaps. Pair him with a slugging corner bat and a strong armed shortstop, and take him early.

Plays like A gliding second baseman who turns two like choreography

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Michael Jackson in real life

Real life

American singer, songwriter, record producer, and dancer (1958–2009)

Lived
1958 to 2009
From
United States
Known as
songwriter, musician, dancer, philanthropist
Active
1964 to 2009
Honors
Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award, Grammy Legend Award, International Artist Award of Excellence, Genesis Award, and 20 more

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

Questions about Michael Jackson in baseball

What position would Michael Jackson play in baseball?
Second base. In Legends Draft MLB the position leans hardest on contact and fielding, where Michael Jackson rates 90 and 93. The next best spots are shortstop (84) and outfield (80).
What is Michael Jackson's rating in Legends Draft MLB?
89 at second base, the natural position. Away from it a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.
What is Michael Jackson's best attribute?
Speed, at 98. The weakest is eye, at 88.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft MLB is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

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