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If Jensen Huang played hockey: left wing, rated 79

Jensen Huang would play left wing in hockey, rated 79 in Legends Draft NHL, the parody game where famous people play hockey. The position leans hardest on shooting and physical, where Jensen Huang rates 69 and 86. Best attribute: physical (86). A left winger who wins with strength and smart positioning. Physical play leads his card, defense is close behind, and skating is the weak spot.

Portrait of Jensen Huang

Photo: The White House, Public domain

Techborn 1963

Natural position

LW Left wing

Rating

79OVR

Plays like: A heavy two way winger who processes the play faster than anyone.

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Hockey ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Shooting
69
Passing
75
Skating
58
Physical
86
Defense
81
Goaltending
81

Where Jensen Huang fits

Each spot weighs the ratings its own way. Away from the natural spot a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.

  1. LWLeft wing, natural79
  2. GGoalie75
  3. DDefenseman74
  4. CCenter70
  5. RWRight wing65

Jensen Huang as a hockey player: scouting report

Jensen Huang would play left wing, the spot for a forward who wins the puck and then makes the smart play with it. Physical play is the best thing on his card, and it fits a man who has spent three decades as the cofounder and chief executive of Nvidia, a company that had to fight through a crowded field of chip makers in the 1990s before its graphics processors became the engine of modern computing. He would win battles along the boards through sheer persistence and refuse to give up a loose puck.

His defense is nearly as strong, and that is where his competitive background shows. As a teenager he was a serious junior table tennis player, a sport built on reaction time, reading spin and anticipating where the ball will be. That translates to a winger who reads passing lanes early and gets a stick on pucks other players never see coming. He studied electrical engineering at Oregon State and Stanford, and he plays the game like an engineer, always solving the problem in front of him. His goaltending is as good as his defense.

Skating is the one weak spot. He is not a burner who will take the puck coast to coast, so he does his best work in the offensive zone cycle and along the half wall. Goalie and defenseman are close second options. Before any of this, he worked at a Denny's as a teenager, and that blue collar start shows in his game. Pair him with a fast center and a shooter on the right side, and let him do the heavy lifting.

Plays like A heavy two way winger who processes the play faster than anyone

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Jensen Huang in other sports

Jensen Huang in every sport, side by side

Jensen Huang in real life

Real life

American entrepreneur and businessman; co-founder and CEO of Nvidia

Lived
Born 1963
From
Taiwan, United States
Known as
entrepreneur, engineer, businessperson, computer scientist
Sport
table tennis
Honors
IEEE Founders Medal, Time 100, Queen Elizabeth Prize for Engineering, National Medal of Science, and 1 more

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Questions about Jensen Huang in hockey

What position would Jensen Huang play in hockey?
Left wing. In Legends Draft NHL the position leans hardest on shooting and physical, where Jensen Huang rates 69 and 86. The next best spots are goalie (75) and defenseman (74).
What is Jensen Huang's rating in Legends Draft NHL?
79 at left wing, the natural position. Away from it a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.
What is Jensen Huang's best attribute?
Physical, at 86. The weakest is skating, at 58.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft NHL is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

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