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If Johnny Cash played golf: rated 76, best at nerve

Johnny Cash would be a golfer rated 76 in Legends Draft Golf, the parody game where famous people play golf. Best attribute: nerve (85). The course that suits Johnny Cash best is The Links Open, which leans on short game and course IQ. A steady, rhythmic golfer who never loses his cool. His nerve and course IQ lead his card, and driving is the soft spot.

Portrait of Johnny Cash

Photo: CBS Television, Public domain

Music1932-2003

Natural position

G Golfer

Rating

76OVR

Plays like: A steady, rhythmic grinder who walks the fairway line.

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Golf ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Driving
63
Irons
72
Short game
80
Putting
80
Nerve
85
Course IQ
85

Johnny Cash at each major

Each course weighs the ratings its own way. The higher the fit, the lower the scores there.

  1. SPRThe Spring Major77
  2. LNGThe Long Course Championship72
  3. NATThe National Open76
  4. LNKThe Links Open80

Johnny Cash as a golfer: scouting report

Johnny Cash would play golf with the steady, rolling rhythm of his music, never hurried and never rattled. Nerve and course IQ share the top of his card. He recorded live albums inside Folsom Prison in 1968 and San Quentin the next year, performing for the toughest audiences anyone could imagine and winning them over. A golfer who can do that is not going to be bothered by a quiet gallery or a long wait on the tee.

His short game and putting are level with each other and are the best of his shotmaking skills, which fits an artist who built his sound on simplicity and feel. The steady train beat behind his early hits at Sun Records in Memphis is the kind of rhythm a smooth putting stroke needs. Before music, he served in the Air Force as a radio operator in Germany, listening to coded Morse transmissions for hours, a job that took deep focus and patience. That focus shows in his course IQ. His irons are serviceable, enough to set up chances.

Driving is the weak spot on his card. He keeps the ball in play but lacks length, so The Long Course Championship, which rewards distance on nearly every hole, is his toughest test. His best fit is The Links Open, where steady ball striking, a reliable short game and calm in the wind count most. Late in his career he made the American Recordings albums with Rick Rubin and found a whole new audience, proof that he always knew how to adapt. He is in both the Country Music Hall of Fame and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Draft him as a steady middle round piece and pair him with a long hitter.

Plays like A steady, rhythmic grinder who walks the fairway line

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Johnny Cash in real life

Real life

American country singer (1932–2003)

Lived
1932 to 2003
From
United States
Known as
singer-songwriter, actor, guitarist, singer
Active
1954 to 2003
Honors
National Medal of Arts, Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award, Grammy Legend Award, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and 7 more

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

Questions about Johnny Cash in golf

What kind of golfer would Johnny Cash be?
A golfer rated 76 in Legends Draft Golf, at their best on nerve (85) and weakest on driving (63). The best fit of the four majors is The Links Open.
What is Johnny Cash's rating in Legends Draft Golf?
76, out of a top mark of 99.
What is Johnny Cash's best attribute?
Nerve, at 85. The weakest is driving, at 63.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft Golf is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

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