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If Johnny Cash played soccer: fullback, rated 80

Johnny Cash would play fullback in soccer, rated 80 in Legends Draft Soccer, the parody game where famous people play soccer. The position leans hardest on pace and defending, where Johnny Cash rates 81 and 79. Best attribute: dribbling (85). A fullback who carries the ball with speed and control. Dribbling leads his card, pace is next, and shooting is the soft spot.

Portrait of Johnny Cash

Photo: CBS Television, Public domain

Music1932-2003

Natural position

FB Fullback

Rating

80OVR

Plays like: A steady, quick overlapping fullback who hugs the touchline.

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Soccer ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Shooting
67
Passing
78
Dribbling
85
Pace
81
Defending
79
Physical
69
Goalkeeping
81

Where Johnny Cash fits

Each spot weighs the ratings its own way. Away from the natural spot a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.

  1. FBFullback, natural80
  2. GKGoalkeeper76
  3. WWinger76
  4. CMCentral midfielder75
  5. CBCenter back74

Johnny Cash as a soccer player: scouting report

Johnny Cash would play fullback, because the job is all about walking the line, the touchline in this case. His signature song I Walk the Line was about staying steady and true, and a fullback who never wanders out of position is gold to a coach. His dribbling is the best part of his card. He carries the ball up the flank with control and keeps it close under pressure.

His pace is right behind his dribbling, which is the most important thing a fullback needs. He gets forward to overlap and still makes it back in time when the counter comes. His music had a driving rhythm, like a freight train that never slows down, and that is the engine of a fullback going up and down the line all game. He grew up on a cotton farm in Dyess, Arkansas, so he is used to hard work. He also served as a radio operator in the United States Air Force in Germany, copying coded messages, which suggests a defender who listens closely and reacts quickly. His defending grades out well, and his passing is solid for crosses and cutbacks.

Shooting is the soft spot, so he is more creator than scorer. Pair him with a striker who attacks crosses and let him deliver. His next best spots are goalkeeper and winger, both built on his quickness. He recorded a famous live album at Folsom Prison in 1968 and is in both the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and the Country Music Hall of Fame, so he can handle any crowd. For a drafter, he is a dependable two way fullback. Take him in the middle rounds.

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Johnny Cash in real life

Real life

American country singer (1932–2003)

Lived
1932 to 2003
From
United States
Known as
singer-songwriter, actor, guitarist, singer
Active
1954 to 2003
Honors
National Medal of Arts, Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award, Grammy Legend Award, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and 7 more

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

Questions about Johnny Cash in soccer

What position would Johnny Cash play in soccer?
Fullback. In Legends Draft Soccer the position leans hardest on pace and defending, where Johnny Cash rates 81 and 79. The next best spots are goalkeeper (76) and winger (76).
What is Johnny Cash's rating in Legends Draft Soccer?
80 at fullback, the natural position. Away from it a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.
What is Johnny Cash's best attribute?
Dribbling, at 85. The weakest is passing, at 78.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft Soccer is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

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