If Kim Kardashian played hockey: right wing, rated 84

Kim Kardashian as a hockey player: scouting report

Kim Kardashian plays right wing, and her game starts with reading the room. Keeping Up with the Kardashians ran from 2007 to 2021 and became one of the most recognizable shows on television, and she turned that attention into a string of businesses. On a hockey team that awareness shows up in her strongest mark, goaltending, which means she sees plays developing and knows where the puck is going before it gets there. Her skating is right behind, so she can find the open lane and take a pass in stride.

She cofounded the clothing brand SKIMS in 2019, and she has studied law through California's apprenticeship route, passing the first year law students' exam in 2021. That mix of business sense and long study shows in how she plays: she knows her assignments and sticks to them. Her mobile game, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood, was a big hit in 2014, so she understands how players think about the next move. Her passing is solid, so she can work the half wall and find a teammate, and her defense is reliable enough for the backcheck.

Physical play is the weakest part of her card, and her shooting is modest for a winger, so she creates more than she finishes. Pair her with a strong center who can win battles and a sniper on the other side, and let her use her speed to carry the puck into the zone. Goalie is her next best spot, close behind her wing rating, and center is a fallback. She hosted Saturday Night Live in 2021, so a big stage does not rattle her. Draft her as a middle round speed winger who sees the ice well.

Plays like A smart, quick winger who reads the play like a goalie

Put Kim Kardashian in your lineup

8 rolls, a starting six and a bench, 82 games. Can you go 82-0? Free, no account.