If Kim Kardashian played baseball: shortstop, rated 82

Kim Kardashian as a baseball player: scouting report

Kim Kardashian would play shortstop, and she would play it the way she built a career: by paying attention to everything. Keeping Up with the Kardashians ran for twenty seasons, and few people have spent more of their working life knowing exactly where the camera is. That awareness is the heart of her baseball card. Her contact and her eye are the two best marks she owns, so she is a table setter who fouls off tough pitches, takes the walk when it is offered and puts the ball in play when it is not.

Her glove is right behind her bat. She reads hops early and turns the routine play into an out every time, which matters more at shortstop than any highlight. Her speed grades well too, enough to steal a base and cover the ground between second and third. Off the field she turned an idea into SKIMS and studied law through an apprenticeship rather than a law school, passing the exam for first year law students in 2021. That kind of patience with a long process is exactly what a leadoff hitter needs in a nine pitch at bat.

The arm is the honest weakness. On the deep ball in the hole she will need a quick release instead of a cannon, so pair her with a third baseman who can cut off the slow rollers to her right. Second base is nearly as good a fit and hides the throw completely, and she can handle the outfield in a pinch. Draft her in the middle rounds as a leadoff shortstop, then go find your power somewhere else, because she will not supply much of it.

Plays like A contact first shortstop who works every count

Put Kim Kardashian in your lineup

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