If Kim Kardashian played soccer: goalkeeper, rated 83

Kim Kardashian as a soccer player: scouting report

Kim Kardashian goes in goal, and the reason is twenty seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. A goalkeeper has to stay composed while every eye in the stadium is on her and every mistake gets replayed, and few people have spent more of their working life performing with the cameras rolling. Goalkeeping is the best part of her card, so she has the reflexes and positioning to make the routine save every time.

Dribbling is her next best mark, which makes her a keeper who can take a touch past a pressing striker instead of panicking. Her pace is also strong, so she can sweep behind a high back line. She turned a reality show into a business career, cofounding the clothing brand SKIMS and launching a mobile game, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood, that became a hit, and that knack for building something from the first step fits a keeper whose opening pass sets up the attack. She has also moved into acting, with a role in American Horror Story, so she will relish the drama of a penalty shootout.

Physical strength is the weak spot on her card, so she will not win many collisions at a crowded corner. She handles busy boxes through timing and anticipation instead, and a pair of commanding center backs takes care of the rest. Fullback and winger are both fallbacks thanks to her pace and dribbling, but her value is clearly in goal. Draft her among the keepers in the middle rounds, and build a ball playing defense in front of her.

Plays like A composed keeper who thrives with the cameras rolling

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11 rolls, a starting eleven, 38 matches. Can you go 38-0? Free, no account.