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If John F. Kennedy played soccer: central midfielder, rated 83

John F. Kennedy would play central midfielder in soccer, rated 83 in Legends Draft Soccer, the parody game where famous people play soccer. The position leans hardest on passing and dribbling, where John F. Kennedy rates 88 and 80. Best attribute: passing (88). A central midfielder who dictates the tempo. Passing is the best part of his card, and pace is the one area where he falls short.

Portrait of John F. Kennedy

Photo: Cecil W. Stoughton, Public domain

Leader1917-1963

Natural position

CM Central midfielder

Rating

83OVR

Plays like: A metronome playmaker who sets the tempo and lifts the whole team.

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Soccer ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Shooting
79
Passing
88
Dribbling
80
Pace
71
Defending
77
Physical
72
Goalkeeping
85

Where John F. Kennedy fits

Each spot weighs the ratings its own way. Away from the natural spot a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.

  1. CMCentral midfielder, natural83
  2. GKGoalkeeper79
  3. WWinger77
  4. STStriker75
  5. FBFullback73

John F. Kennedy as a soccer player: scouting report

John F. Kennedy belongs in central midfield, and the touch football games on the lawn at Hyannis Port are only part of the reason. He grew up in a big, competitive household where every game was a contest, sailed off Cape Cod from boyhood and swam competitively at Harvard. A central midfielder needs that blend of competitive fire and composure, and passing is the best part of his card.

He won a Pulitzer Prize for Profiles in Courage, and a midfielder who wrote a book about nerve under pressure should be comfortable taking the ball in tight spaces with a man on his back. His speeches were known for short, memorable lines, and his passing works the same way: simple, clean and timed to land. His vision lets him switch play from one flank to the other, his shooting carries a real threat from the edge of the box, and his dribbling is good enough to carry the ball through the lines when the pass is not on. A lifelong sailor, he also reads space the way a skipper reads the wind.

Pace is the honest weakness, so he should not be asked to chase runners in behind. Shield him with a ball winning partner, give him a pair of wingers who attack the space, and he will feed them all afternoon. Goalkeeping is the surprise second best mark on his card, and winger is another workable spot, but his value peaks in the middle of the park. He is a strong early pick for a drafter who wants a playmaker to build around.

Plays like A metronome playmaker who sets the tempo and lifts the whole team

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John F. Kennedy in real life

Real life

president of the United States from 1961 to 1963 (1917–1963)

Lived
1917 to 1963
From
United States
Known as
politician, journalist, statesperson, writer
Active
1941 to 1945
Honors
Navy and Marine Corps Medal, Purple Heart, American Defense Service Medal, American Campaign Medal, and 15 more

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

Questions about John F. Kennedy in soccer

What position would John F. Kennedy play in soccer?
Central midfielder. In Legends Draft Soccer the position leans hardest on passing and dribbling, where John F. Kennedy rates 88 and 80. The next best spots are goalkeeper (79) and winger (77).
What is John F. Kennedy's rating in Legends Draft Soccer?
83 at central midfielder, the natural position. Away from it a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.
What is John F. Kennedy's best attribute?
Passing, at 88. The weakest is defending, at 77.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft Soccer is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

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