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If Isaac Newton played baseball: designated hitter, rated 83

Isaac Newton would play designated hitter in baseball, rated 83 in Legends Draft MLB, the parody game where famous people play baseball. The position leans hardest on power and contact, where Isaac Newton rates 82 and 79. Best attribute: eye (90). A designated hitter with real power and a sharp eye. His eye and his power lead the card, and speed is the soft spot.

Portrait of Isaac Newton

Photo: Godfrey Kneller, Public domain

Science Icon1643-1727

Natural position

DH Designated hitter

Rating

83OVR

Plays like: A physics minded slugger who understands every batted ball.

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Baseball ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Contact
79
Power
82
Eye
90
Speed
45
Fielding
70
Arm
56
Pitching
68

Where Isaac Newton fits

Each spot weighs the ratings its own way. Away from the natural spot a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.

  1. DHDesignated hitter, natural83
  2. 1BFirst base80
  3. 3BThird base71
  4. CCatcher69
  5. 2BSecond base68

Isaac Newton as a baseball player: scouting report

Isaac Newton wrote the laws of motion and the law of universal gravitation, so he understands a batted ball better than anyone who has ever stepped into the box. He would be a designated hitter. His eye is the best mark on his card, and this is a man who split white light into its colors with a prism, so picking up the spin on a breaking ball should not trouble him.

His power is the second best mark on his card, and he can explain exactly why: a fast swing through a heavy bat delivers a lot of force, and that sends the ball a long way. He developed calculus, the mathematics of a ball's curving path, around the same time as Leibniz, and he built the first practical reflecting telescope, so tracking a pitch all the way in is second nature. His contact is solid, which puts the ball in play often enough to make the power count. He later served as Master of the Royal Mint and president of the Royal Society, and he would bring those same exacting standards to the clubhouse.

Speed is the soft spot, the lowest mark on his card, and a body at rest tends to stay at rest. He is a station to station runner, and his fielding and arm are below average, which is why designated hitter fits him best. First base is his next best spot and third base is a long way behind. Draft him in the middle rounds as a cleanup hitter, put speed in front of him and let the laws of physics take care of the rest.

Plays like A physics minded slugger who understands every batted ball

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Isaac Newton in other sports

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Isaac Newton in real life

Real life

English mathematician and physicist (1642–1727)

Lived
1642 to 1727
From
Kingdom of England, Kingdom of Great Britain
Known as
mathematician, philosopher, physicist, astronomer
Honors
Knight Bachelor

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

Questions about Isaac Newton in baseball

What position would Isaac Newton play in baseball?
Designated hitter. In Legends Draft MLB the position leans hardest on power and contact, where Isaac Newton rates 82 and 79. The next best spots are first base (80) and third base (71).
What is Isaac Newton's rating in Legends Draft MLB?
83 at designated hitter, the natural position. Away from it a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.
What is Isaac Newton's best attribute?
Eye, at 90. The weakest is contact, at 79.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft MLB is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

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