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If Rihanna played baseball: second base, rated 86

Rihanna would play second base in baseball, rated 86 in Legends Draft MLB, the parody game where famous people play baseball. The position leans hardest on contact and fielding, where Rihanna rates 88 and 90. Best attribute: fielding (90). A second baseman built on range and speed. Her glove is the best part of her card, her quickness is next, and power is the one thing missing.

Portrait of Rihanna

Photo: U.S. Embassy Bridgetown, Public domain

Musicborn 1988

Natural position

2B Second base

Rating

86OVR

Plays like: A rangy second baseman who steals bases and steals hits.

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Baseball ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Contact
88
Power
60
Eye
85
Speed
89
Fielding
90
Arm
62
Pitching
75

Where Rihanna fits

Each spot weighs the ratings its own way. Away from the natural spot a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.

  1. 2BSecond base, natural86
  2. SSShortstop81
  3. OFOutfield77
  4. CCatcher73
  5. 1BFirst base71

Rihanna as a baseball player: scouting report

Rihanna grew up in Barbados, an island that lives and breathes cricket, and she would bring a fielder's instincts to second base. Her glove is the top mark on her card and her speed is right behind it, which is exactly what the position wants: range to both sides, quick feet around the bag and a fast pivot on the double play. Balls up the middle that look like singles off the bat would end up in her glove.

At the plate she is a contact hitter with a good eye who gets on base and then makes trouble. Speed turns her walks into doubles and her doubles into runs. Umbrella went to the top of the charts in 2007, and she has kept reinventing herself ever since, from the launch of Fenty Beauty in 2017 to her Super Bowl halftime show in 2023, performed on a platform suspended high above the field. A ballplayer with that kind of range adjusts from one at bat to the next, sitting on the fastball one time and spoiling the slider the next.

Power is the honest gap. She will hit the ball into the gaps rather than over the wall, so she belongs at the top of the order rather than in the middle of it. Her arm is short of elite as well, which is fine at second base and a little less fine at shortstop, her next best spot. She can also patrol center field if your outfield needs speed. Draft her early as your second baseman, bat her first or second and pair her with a slugger who can drive her in.

Plays like A rangy second baseman who steals bases and steals hits

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Rihanna in real life

Real life

Barbadian singer (born 1988)

Lived
Born 1988
From
Barbados
Known as
businessperson, actor, pop singer, musician
Active
since 2003
Honors
Grammy Award for Best Melodic Rap Performance, Icon Award, Grammy Award for Best Progressive R&B Album, Humanitarian of the Year, and 11 more

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

Questions about Rihanna in baseball

What position would Rihanna play in baseball?
Second base. In Legends Draft MLB the position leans hardest on contact and fielding, where Rihanna rates 88 and 90. The next best spots are shortstop (81) and outfield (77).
What is Rihanna's rating in Legends Draft MLB?
86 at second base, the natural position. Away from it a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.
What is Rihanna's best attribute?
Fielding, at 90. The weakest is eye, at 85.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft MLB is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

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